Dubya & Condoleezza

(We take you now to the Oval Office, where George Bush and National
Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice are in conference)

-- George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
-- Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
-- George: Great. Lay it on me.
-- Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
-- George: That's what I want to know.
-- Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
-- George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
-- Condi: Yes.
-- George: I mean the fellow's name.
-- Condi: Hu.
-- George: The guy in China.
-- Condi: Hu.
-- George: The new leader of China.
-- Condi: Hu.
-- George: The Chinaman!
-- Condi: Hu is leading China.
-- George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
-- Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
-- George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
-- Condi: That's the man's name.
-- George: That's who's name?
-- Condi: Yes.
-- George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of
China?
-- Condi: Yes, sir.
-- George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the
Middle East.
-- Condi: That's correct.
-- George: Then who is in China?
-- Condi: Yes, sir.
-- George: Yassir is in China?
-- Condi: No, sir.
-- George: Then who is?
-- Condi: Yes, sir.
-- George: Yassir?
-- Condi: No, sir.
-- George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
-- Condi: Kofi?
-- George: No, thanks.
-- Condi: You want Kofi?
-- George: No.
-- Condi: You don't want Kofi.
-- George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk.
And then get me the U.N.
-- Condi: Yes, sir.
-- George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
-- Condi: Kofi?
-- George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
-- Condi: And call who?
-- George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
-- Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
-- George: Will you stay out of China?!
-- Condi: Yes, sir.
-- George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the
U.N.
-- Condi: Kofi.
-- George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
-- Condi: Rice, here.
-- George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
get
Chinese food in the Middle East?