The NAB Nightmare

Its like, ok, here is my NAB nightmare. The NAB reminds me of like the nazis where they had like SS agents, secret service agents, secreted into all areas and aspects of like everywhere. And that is so like the NAB is today. Its like the first or second most powerful lobby in the usa, right there with the pentagon, and they of course have turned radio into nothing more than a private cash-register for them, but the NAB man, the evil NAB has agents in EVERY FREAKIN TOWN. Each NAB affilliated radio station, and there is one in about every town, has NAB informants inside, also known as nab
affilliated station employees, who act like spectrum cops for the NAB, and they report back to NAB central all information about any emmissions on the dial from non-NAB stations.

So, next time you see that big old NAB logo pasted onto the glass door at your local rim-shot radio station, or on a TV advertisement, or when you hear one of those NAB propaganda radio commercials saying how NAB broadasters were there when they were needed, just remember they are probably spying on your emmissions and reporting back to NAB GOD Central.

Well, hey NAB, tune in on THIS (umph)!
-free the airwaves