CEO of Enron Pied ... delicious

For Immediate Release: June 21st, 2001 Summer Solstice

CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, ... royally pied


San Francisco- Inspired by the former actions of the Biotic Baking Brigade (BBB) and other pie wielding individuals across the nation, Agent Chocolate Supreme generously delivered a Blueberry tofu cream pie to the CEO of the Enron Corporation, Jeffrey Skilling, this evening at The Common Wealth Club, where he was sceduled to speak on "The Roles and Responsibilities of the Energy Industry." Agent Chocolate Supreme gave Jeffrey Skilling his just deserts with the announcement, "This is for the millions you've stolen from California's real working people."


The Enron Corperation, a Texas-based energy conglomerate, is one of the largest beneficiaries of California's energy crisis. They reported an income of $777 million in the fourth quarter of 2000, while citizens were simultaneously facing substantial rate hikes and rolling blackouts. "Mr. Skilling, who personally made $132 million this year, creamed us - so I, Agent Chocolate Supreme, felt obligated to cream him." The accomplished entarture added, "energy companies, such as Enron, are the ones who lobbied for deregulation. they bought off our politicians to make laws in their favor, and are now getting rich off us, everyday working people, as our rates are going up up up."


As proclaimed before by the Biotic Baking Brigade, "The BBB is a movement rather then a group. We have no members, though there is an underground network of militant bakers who provide us with nothing but the best vegan and organic pies. The BBB is not elitist or sectarian. In Fact, says Agent Lemon Meringue of the famous Cherry Pie Three, "Anyone with a pie and a vision of a better world can be a member of the BBB." The focus of the current pastry uprising, says Agent A La Mode, is to hold corperate crooks, and their lackeys in government, accountable. "Our track record shows that unlike them, we don't just promise 'pie in the sky' - we deliver."



"Never doubt that a small and dedicated group of people with pies can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
--Subcommandante Tofutti of the GC/BBB--EC, after Margaret Mead

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MORE ON THE BBB AND PIE:
http://www.asis.com/~bbb/

MORE ON ENRON AND THE ENERGY SCAM:
http://www.powertothepeople.org/learnmore/

13 WAYS OF THE LOOKING AT A BLACKOUT, commentary:
http://www.feedmag.com/templates/default.php3?a_id=1583

ENRON'S OWN HOMEPAGE:
http://www.enronenergyservices.com/
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