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What would Jesus Drive?

by Uber-Nerd
Questions about Christ's vehicle preference
Okay...the Lear group and Arianna Huffington and a few other enviromental groups have dared to ask "What Would Jesus Drive?" Well, here are the answers.

Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to, "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."--Psalm 83:15

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."--Exodus 19:13


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