From plato to Scato, the capstone

As a comment to Dr.Cirquegard´s Lancet Report criticism (widely undercited),
I would like to vent myself that the Report ( and ,more importantly ,many many more,) is a Turd.

Now you, the enlightened ones, can keep calling it Humanity´s greatest achievement.
Fine, but it is an achievement of the other end.

You can shower on it, as custom goes, all the prizes from Stockholm to Cannes. Granted.
But you should not step on it when you cross a field.

We, the morons, will keep calling it as such,
And when , after say 50 years,half the earth scorched away (or not). The conflicts solved or not.
You might finally have intellectualised its meagre contents, and be willing to concede, dressed
in the plumage of the day, that : " this was just a product of its time. Something that at least brought relief to its authors."
And we will then kindly collude, affirmitively nod.
And we will also call it a Turd.

Why yyy, The average enlightened person ,might rightfully wonder.
Why do they keep it calling it so?
Why not call it after a while -an umbrella- , -a kite-, -a magnet- .
A tin of Tuna?
From where this unsettling perseverence?

I am not so contrarious that I do not want to shed some extra luminence on the delicate matter.
We , the morons , will keep calling it as such , because,
-now take this step carefully ,because it cannot be further broken down in easy palatable slogans-
we call it as such ,because (now it comes),
it IS a Turd.
It just is.